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What sounds do gassy ducks make?

Butt quacks

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I guess the pitchers can only throw *sliders*.

2. I bought my wife a new vacuum cleaner. She told me it doesn’t work as well as her previous one.

It really sucks that it doesn’t suck.

3. I've always been warned against dating a woman that wants to change me

It's been great advice so far, but as I get older I've begun to appreciate having that special someone help with my diapers.

4. Rabbit joke

Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him.

5. BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet

6. The butt of the joke is about to walk into a bar

but gets arrested and starts yelling, "Wait, you are making a mistake, this is a set-up!"

7. Strange facts: Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery in the state of Florida, that you can't be buried in it?

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9. Waymo has released a set of autonomous vehicles for getting around the ghetto

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